Cat Concerns

Personnel: Tom
Location: My Bathroom
Type of Recliner:  The Bath
Reason for Lounge: Concern
Relative Comfort Rating: 3/5

I’ve become more than a little concerned that my cat may be plotting to overthrow mankind…

Firstly, when it sits on me and kneads my leg i have a feeling he’s actually just testing the integrity of my outer defenses.

Not only this, but he has taken to hiding in small dark spaces and then suddenly sprinting at top speed up and down the stairs when the doorbell rings. I fear these are failed ambush attacks.

Today, my cat brought me a dead mouse. I’m convinced it was a threat. He then spent a long time digging in the litter tray. Practicing digging graves!

They’re coming for us!

Save Yourselves!